Tuesday, April 1, 2008

The Onion did write something on Tyler Hansbrough



Strong Side:
  • Only player in all of basketball who takes jump shots.
  • So modest he hasn't spoken in three weeks.
  • Heart takes up 90% of body mass.

Weak Side:

  • Cannot close his eyes
  • Extreme intensity and focus makes it impossible for him to hold a normal conversation.
  • Loses eight pints of blood per game.

Also, here is one article that is very similiar to the Mike Freeman article (which the writer refernces) I linked to less than a month ago. Tyler Hansbrough finds bin Laden.

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